The Dolly Parton Lyrics to Act Like a Fool
You make me act like a fool
You treat me mean and cold and cruel
You make me do things that I hate to do
Why do you make me act like a fool?
We are of course referring to the internet here. Today rumors of Dolly Parton’s death are running rampant. Who comes up with this shit? Apparently at a high school football game on friday it was announced “erroneously” that Dolly had died. Damn kids. Anyway, by today the rumor was widespread that she had died of congestive heart failure.
Her publicist had to scramble to declare her alive and kicking. Still, I bet for years after this people will truly believe that Dolly Parton died “a few years ago.”
The other night I was watching Hannah Montana, er, I mean, my daughter was watching Hannah Montana and she was on along with Vicki Lawrence. This morning, I logged onto my computer and saw that she was dead and I though, well that was spooky. Alas, the internet had once again made me its bitch. Luckily we have Dolly Parton Lyrics to help us through the Heartache.
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First Bernie Mac and now Isaac Hayes. It’s been a sad week for the entertainment industry. Isaac Hayes was the man. In Shaft Isaac Hayes wrote the soundtrack. Watch Yo Mouth. I’m talkin bout shaft here. I can dig it. Shaft was an awesome movie. Richard Roundtree nailed the role and Isaac Hayes’s song lent the perfect atmosphere to the movie.
More recently than Shaft Isaac Hayes was known for being chef on South Park. Chef was probably the most memorable character in the whole show besides Cartman. It’s too bad about the way he left though but while on the show he gave and he gave to the pop culture lexicon. Love Gravy!
Isaac Hayes’ funeral will take place in the city where Hayes first became a well known name, Memphis, Tennessee. On Monday morning and afternoon, Hayes will be laid to rest. Memorial services will officially be held in Cordova, Tennessee, from 11 AM to 2 PM. It will take place at Hope Presbyterian Church at 8500 Walnut Grove.
As Isaac Hayes’ funeral is being set up, the Hayes family has set up areas where fans and well wishers can pay their respects. The Hayes family has asked that donations be sent to the Stax Music Academy in Memphis, in lue of flowers. Hayes had been a tireless supporter of the Stax Music Academy and Stax Records in life.
With the funeral in place and donations set up, one last mystery in the Isaac Hayes death saga is the cause of death. Hayes was found unconscious at his home lying next to his treadmill, and died an hour after being taken to the hospital. Now, although an autopsy is not yet complete, doctors are ready to say that Hayes died of a stroke.
The news has not been made official yet by a medical examiner or by the Memphis health department. However, Hayes’ family physician, Dr. David Kraus, was reported to have filed paperwork that lists Hayes’ death as being caused by a stroke. All that Hayes’ relatives had to say on the subject was that Hayes was under a doctor’s care before his death.
Emily Robison has finalized her divorce from Charlie Robison. They had been married since 1999 and had 3 kids together. The reason for getting divorced was that, well basically they didn’t like each other anymore. I feel bad for their kids of course but I can’t help but think: Milf-tastic!
All the dixie chicks are pretty hot. I am probably a bad person because i can definitely see myself getting with all three of them at the same time though I doubt the three of them think upon it as fondly. That’s okay, if Emily Robison was in a crappy marriage it’s better that she get ouut.
I’ve seen too many people stay together for the kids but that’s a load of crap. If you’re miserable then your kids are probably goinng to notice. What is going to do more psychic damage to them: parents who hate each other or divorced parents. You shouldn’t stay together for the kids, you should pretend you get along for yourr kids. If you can’t live together then you can’t live together.
Emily Robison is a key member of the Dixie Chicks. Of course with only three of them they are all key but I think it must be said that she is important. The Dixie Chicks have courted controversy in the past, with Natalie Maines assertion that she was ashamed that Bush was from Texas. It was a lot of bullshit that she received, we have the first amendment after all and she can say whatever she wants. However, when most of your core audience is a bunch of gun totin red staters you may be impacted commericially for some comments.
Emily Robison is finally out of what sounded like an unhappy marriage. Of course it was unhappy, it was basically a celebrity marriage and three years is a long time for one of those. I think Bruce and Demi lasted eleven years and if you convert that to a normal marriage its like 100 years. Has any celebrity marriage in the last 30 years laster longer than 15 years? No, probably not. Thats just the way it goes. So, to Emily Robison, congrats. To her kids, my deepest apologies but unfortunantly the chaos is only beginning but you couldn’t help who your parents were.
Sheryl Crow Jeans, just the thing you need to wear to a Sheryl Crow Concert. I’m glad Sheryl has found a way to cash in on her fame. It’s always nice to know that a celebrity will never have to worry about where that next paycheck is coming from although I must say celebrities are far more entertaining when they are having to hustle for that next paycheck (I’m looking at you Gary Coleman).
These Sheryl Crow Jeans are designed to be eco friendly. They are made with fair trade cotton and denim. This is good for protecting the rights of exploited people but I fail to see how they are eco friendly or is that also what fair trade does? Color me out of touch. I’ve always been more interested in they coffee and chocolate anyway.
I’ve never been to a Sheryl Crow concert. I imagine it’s about like her music: bland, inoffensive, and uninspiring but she is in her 40’s and still looks pretty hot. I used to be into her music when I was a teenager and had not heard anything good yet. I also nursed a stupid crush on her and Sophie B. Hawkins and now I just want to figure out how to play grown up games with the two of them.
Sheryl Crow Jeans will be part of her Bootheel Trading Co. by Sheryl Crow line. I don’t get what is wrong with just stamping her name on the back pocket of all of them. Why does she have to pretend that they are anything other than just another attempt to cash in on her fame? At least all the women in their thirties who are still fans will have something to wear to the next Sheryl Crow Concert they attend. Come to think of it, I like middle aged women in tight jeans and I wonder why I am not at that concert.