Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again. This is from the National Enquirer and normally I would say consider the source but they were right the first time. Her first child is only three months old but I guess she wants to move fast to secure her spot as white trash queen or something like that. She’s only 17.
Have you watched her show Zoey 101? Its boring. Even for a tween show it’s boring. It’s clear that the rest of the cast didn’t like her. I won’t let my daughter watch it because it is so bad (she likes iCarly better anyway).
This story has yet to be confirmed by major media outlets but that coulc change at any moment. I think Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant again and another young life is ruined before it has a chance.
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The Dolly Parton Lyrics to Act Like a Fool
You make me act like a fool
You treat me mean and cold and cruel
You make me do things that I hate to do
Why do you make me act like a fool?
We are of course referring to the internet here. Today rumors of Dolly Parton’s death are running rampant. Who comes up with this shit? Apparently at a high school football game on friday it was announced “erroneously” that Dolly had died. Damn kids. Anyway, by today the rumor was widespread that she had died of congestive heart failure.
Her publicist had to scramble to declare her alive and kicking. Still, I bet for years after this people will truly believe that Dolly Parton died “a few years ago.”
The other night I was watching Hannah Montana, er, I mean, my daughter was watching Hannah Montana and she was on along with Vicki Lawrence. This morning, I logged onto my computer and saw that she was dead and I though, well that was spooky. Alas, the internet had once again made me its bitch. Luckily we have Dolly Parton Lyrics to help us through the Heartache.
The cast for Season 7 of Dancing with the Stars was announced this morning on ABC’s “Good Morning” with a few surprises. Mainly, reality TV celebutante Kim Kardashian — who had been rumored for days to be on the show — actually suffered an injury (she cut her foot on Sunday night, but it was not severe enough to keep her out of the competition.)
“I will be able to dance,” she proclaimed! Whew, wouldn’t want to disappoint the male viewership.
Here is the list:
Kim Kardashian, reality TV star
Cloris Leachman, Oscar-winning actress (wow, that’s a longer fall than Shirley Jones)
Maurice Greene, Olympic sprinter,
Lance Bass, former N’ Sync star
Rocco DiSpirito, TV chef
Warren Sapp, NFL star
Misty May-Treanor, Olympic beach volleyballer
Toni Braxton, Grammy award-winning R&B star
Cody Linley, that cute kid from “Hannah Montana” show
Ted McGinley, veteran actor (who has his own category on Jump the Shark)
Brooke Burke, actress/TV personality
Jeffrey Ross, celebrity hanger on not even famous enough for I love last night or the 30’s or whatever
Susan Lucci, “All My Children” star
Dancing with the Stars premieres at 8 p.m. Sept. 22 on ABC-TV, followed by a performance show on Sept. 23 and the first results show on Sept. 24. I won’t be watching this garbage of course, but for the benefit of my readers who enjoy such things I put this here.
First Bernie Mac and now Isaac Hayes. It’s been a sad week for the entertainment industry. Isaac Hayes was the man. In Shaft Isaac Hayes wrote the soundtrack. Watch Yo Mouth. I’m talkin bout shaft here. I can dig it. Shaft was an awesome movie. Richard Roundtree nailed the role and Isaac Hayes’s song lent the perfect atmosphere to the movie.
More recently than Shaft Isaac Hayes was known for being chef on South Park. Chef was probably the most memorable character in the whole show besides Cartman. It’s too bad about the way he left though but while on the show he gave and he gave to the pop culture lexicon. Love Gravy!
Isaac Hayes’ funeral will take place in the city where Hayes first became a well known name, Memphis, Tennessee. On Monday morning and afternoon, Hayes will be laid to rest. Memorial services will officially be held in Cordova, Tennessee, from 11 AM to 2 PM. It will take place at Hope Presbyterian Church at 8500 Walnut Grove.
As Isaac Hayes’ funeral is being set up, the Hayes family has set up areas where fans and well wishers can pay their respects. The Hayes family has asked that donations be sent to the Stax Music Academy in Memphis, in lue of flowers. Hayes had been a tireless supporter of the Stax Music Academy and Stax Records in life.
With the funeral in place and donations set up, one last mystery in the Isaac Hayes death saga is the cause of death. Hayes was found unconscious at his home lying next to his treadmill, and died an hour after being taken to the hospital. Now, although an autopsy is not yet complete, doctors are ready to say that Hayes died of a stroke.
The news has not been made official yet by a medical examiner or by the Memphis health department. However, Hayes’ family physician, Dr. David Kraus, was reported to have filed paperwork that lists Hayes’ death as being caused by a stroke. All that Hayes’ relatives had to say on the subject was that Hayes was under a doctor’s care before his death.
Shelly Malil, see playing Haziz in The 40 Year Old Virgin, was arrested yesterday in San Diego allegedly for stabbing his ex girlfriend over 20 times.
Malil appeared in The 40 Year Old Virgin as well as numerous television roles over the past 13 years. He appeared in an episode of my favorite show Scrubs for about 10 seconds as a bartender who thinks Turk is Indian.
Malil showed up at to his ex girlfriend’s home in San Marcos where an altercation between the couple took place. The unidentified woman was stabbed an estimated 20 times. Sadly her children were at home at the time of the attack.
Neighbors heard the woman screaming and called police and an ambulance. The woman was reportedly taken to an area hospital where she was listed in critical condition with multiple stab wounds and cuts to her face.
Malil’s family members worked with police investigators to capture the fleeing actor, who boarded a train and reportedly headed to meet with his lawyer. He was apprehended and removed from the train at Oceanside depot on Monday evening after agreeing to surrender. He is being held in the San Mateo Sheriff’s Department jail.
According to TMZ.com the woman’s name is Kendra Bebee.
Does the world need another Ben Stiller movie? Whether we need one or not we have been given Tropic Thunder. It’s a war movie co-starring Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. in blackface. This sounds like the premise of a skit on SNL, not a good one either.
Let’s take each of these points in turn, first, Ben Stiller. This buy never met a pile of crap he didn’t feel like turning into a movie. I very rarely enjoy any movie he is associated with though I think Dodgeball is a guilty pleasure but please don’t ever tell anyone. Tropic Thunder just looks stupid though.
Jack Black, isn’t his 15 minutes up yet? I hated Tenacious D back in 2001 and I still don’t like it. I don’t really like his movies. Actually, I liked him in the Jackal but only because he had the courtesy to die painfully. Putting him in a Ben Stiller movie is an obvious move though.
Robert Downey Jr in blackface? What? Is the minstrel show making a comeback? The concept is ridiculous. But apparently you have to be fearless to make movies in hollywood today. Oh wait, did I say fearless? I meant an overrated hack. The sad part is that I actually like Robert Downey in some of his stuff but He will not get me to watch Tropic Thunder.
i think the concept of this movie is just stupid. I’m not a big fan of comedies in the first place and this one is no exception. I only hope it will die a quick death at the box office but since it has such a powerhouse of stars it probably will be in the top five at the box office this coming weekend. Thats just the way it goes.
I was stunned when I just read that Bernie Mac was dead. He was only 50 years old. Hell, my dad is only 52. He died of pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital. That’s unreal that anyone could die from pneumonia in 2008. I had heard a couple days ago that he was sick but didn’t think anything about it. Too many people die too young.
I won’t lie, I was not an enormous fan off Bernie Mac. I did like his work in Ocean’s 11 though, I like that movie. I didn’t not know much about his stand up though I did see the Kings of Comedy a few years ago and thought it was pretty funny. I respect that he was some guy out there just trying to make a living for 20 years when all of a sudden he had the success he had been pursuing his entire life. It’s like Rodney Dangerfield who sold alluminum siding for 20 years before trying comdey.
Like I said, he died too young. I hope I live past 50, I’ve got a lot of other people in my life hoping I do to. Tim Russert was only 58, John Ritter was 55, Heath Ledger was 28, Kurt Cobain was 27, Tupac Shakur was 25, James Dean was 23. The list goes on. Bernie Mac will be missed.
Emily Robison has finalized her divorce from Charlie Robison. They had been married since 1999 and had 3 kids together. The reason for getting divorced was that, well basically they didn’t like each other anymore. I feel bad for their kids of course but I can’t help but think: Milf-tastic!
All the dixie chicks are pretty hot. I am probably a bad person because i can definitely see myself getting with all three of them at the same time though I doubt the three of them think upon it as fondly. That’s okay, if Emily Robison was in a crappy marriage it’s better that she get ouut.
I’ve seen too many people stay together for the kids but that’s a load of crap. If you’re miserable then your kids are probably goinng to notice. What is going to do more psychic damage to them: parents who hate each other or divorced parents. You shouldn’t stay together for the kids, you should pretend you get along for yourr kids. If you can’t live together then you can’t live together.
Emily Robison is a key member of the Dixie Chicks. Of course with only three of them they are all key but I think it must be said that she is important. The Dixie Chicks have courted controversy in the past, with Natalie Maines assertion that she was ashamed that Bush was from Texas. It was a lot of bullshit that she received, we have the first amendment after all and she can say whatever she wants. However, when most of your core audience is a bunch of gun totin red staters you may be impacted commericially for some comments.
Emily Robison is finally out of what sounded like an unhappy marriage. Of course it was unhappy, it was basically a celebrity marriage and three years is a long time for one of those. I think Bruce and Demi lasted eleven years and if you convert that to a normal marriage its like 100 years. Has any celebrity marriage in the last 30 years laster longer than 15 years? No, probably not. Thats just the way it goes. So, to Emily Robison, congrats. To her kids, my deepest apologies but unfortunantly the chaos is only beginning but you couldn’t help who your parents were.
At least I hope so. I might actually start watching original recipe CSI again. Laurence Fishburne movies are awesome. He was Morpheus. I loved him in deep Cover. When he was 17 he lied about his age to be in Apocalypse Now. The man has balls.
He would be a welcome addition to the show. Laurence Fishburne movies are always a treat. He is in talks to play a scientist who’s gentic profile matches that of a serial killer. He is supposed to replace William Petersen’s character thouggh not his character.
Some people wonder if Fishburne has the chops to take over CSI. Are you kidding. William Petersen coudl not carry Laurence Fishburne’s Jock on his best day. Sure, he does that creepy thingg really well but he’s like that in everything. Laurence Fishburne could pull it off in his sleep.
Petersen is the third original cast member to leave, after Jorja Fox and Gary Dourdan left (to be fair, Fox left, came back, and left again). Luckily Helgenberger’s rack is still on the show, Milf-tastic. Petersen will stay on as an executive producer and do an occasional guest spot.
From Laurence Fishburne movies to Laurence Fishburne tv, how awesome is that. I’ll have to fire up the tivo.
I don’t usually watch the good morning america program. It’s a little too perky for me at 7am. This morning however, they had Danica McKellar on. How coculd I not watch? She’s hot, sort of, and she drives a car real fast. Ok, to tell the truth, she’s not exactly my type. But she is the official hotty of godaddy.com where I register all my domains. So I should at least check out the sponsorship of a service I make a great deal of use of.
I make a lot of use of GoDaddy.com Hosting Plans. It was my first webhost back when I started out. On the Good Morning america program Danica did not talk much about Godaddy, most likely because Danica Patrick is the godaddy girl and Danica Mckellar is the hotty from Wonder Years. Yeahh,, she’s my type of girl. Smoking hot and into math. How can I not go for that? Now I feel kind of stupid for mixing the two of them up but you have to admit, Danica is a weird name and it’s even weirder that there is more than one smoking hot celebrity with it.
The good morning America Program also had on it Javier Bardem from no country for old me. I don’t think they got the same response to his apperance that they did to Danica’s but I think even Javier can appreciate that. Given the choice between a smoking hotty and they ugly guy from no country for old me, guess which one I’m goiing with.
Since i brought it up, I will talk a lilttle bit more about Godaddy.com. I am generally pleased with their domain registration service. I register all my domains there. They are World’s Largest Registrar - GoDaddy.com and they have a great service and are always running some kind of coupon deal. I don’t use their webhosting anymore only because their reseller package is too expensive and that is what I needed. You can’t have everything in life.
I will probably not watch the good morning america program tommorow. At 7am I am barely conscious and I have to keep my little girl from killing anyone. I can’t do deal with perky yet. But check it out yourself if you want, I am sure someone you want to see will be on.