The Dolly Parton Lyrics to Act  Like a Fool

You make me act like a fool
You treat me mean and cold and cruel
You make me do things that I hate to do
Why do you make me act like a fool?

We are of course referring to the internet here.  Today rumors of Dolly Parton’s death are running rampant.  Who comes up with this shit?  Apparently at a high school football game on friday it was announced “erroneously” that Dolly had died.  Damn kids.  Anyway, by today the rumor was widespread that she had died of congestive heart failure.

Her publicist had to scramble to declare her alive and kicking.  Still, I bet for years after this people will truly believe that Dolly Parton died “a few years ago.”

The other night I was watching Hannah Montana, er, I mean, my daughter was watching Hannah Montana and she was on along with Vicki Lawrence.  This morning, I logged onto my computer and saw that she was dead and I though, well that was spooky.  Alas, the internet had once again made me its bitch.  Luckily we have Dolly Parton Lyrics to help us through the Heartache.

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