Posted on 07-08-2008
Filed Under (Celebrities, Music) by jay

Emily Robison has finalized her divorce from Charlie Robison.  They had been married since 1999 and had 3 kids together.  The reason for getting divorced was that, well basically they didn’t like each other anymore.  I feel bad for their kids of course but I can’t help but think: Milf-tastic!

All the dixie chicks are pretty hot.  I am probably a bad person because i can definitely see myself getting with all three of them at the same time though I doubt the three of them think upon it as fondly.  That’s okay, if Emily Robison was in a crappy marriage it’s better that she get ouut.

I’ve seen too many people stay together for the kids but that’s a load of crap.  If you’re miserable then your kids are probably goinng to notice.  What is going to do more psychic damage to them: parents who hate each other or divorced parents.  You shouldn’t stay together for the kids, you should pretend you get along for yourr kids.  If you can’t live together then you can’t live together.

Emily Robison is a key member of the Dixie Chicks.  Of course with only three of them they are all key but I think it must be said that she is important.  The Dixie Chicks have courted controversy in the past, with Natalie Maines assertion that she was ashamed that Bush was from Texas.  It was a lot of bullshit that she received, we have the first amendment after all and she can say whatever she wants.  However, when most of your core audience is a bunch of gun totin red staters you may be impacted commericially for some comments.

Emily Robison is finally out of what sounded like an unhappy marriage.  Of course it was unhappy, it was basically a celebrity marriage and three years is a long time for one of those.  I think Bruce and Demi lasted eleven years and if you convert that to a normal marriage its like 100 years.  Has any celebrity marriage in the last 30 years laster longer than 15 years?  No, probably not.  Thats just the way it goes.  So, to Emily Robison, congrats.  To her kids, my deepest apologies but unfortunantly the chaos is only beginning but you couldn’t help who your parents were.

    Read More   
Post a Comment
Name:
Email:
Website:
Comments: