Posted on 28-07-2008
Filed Under (Celebrities) by jay

Shia Labeouf, star of Transformers and all around mediocre actor, apparently can’t complete a simple task such as driving drunk.  This stands to reason though.  His other runins with the law seem so penny ante, so half assed and pussified that you have to wonder if maybe they’re not just part of some carefully cultivated “Bad Boy” Image that is all the rage in hollywood these days.  I’m not saying he crashed on purpose, I’m just saying that it falls in line with his pattern of being a dipshit.

Shia Lebeouf was taken to the hospital and had to have extensive surgery on his hand and he was also treated for injuries to his head and knee.  Another unamed party wa sseen crawling from the wreckage by witnesses, possibly a Shia Labeouf girlfriend.  She was treated for minor head injuries.  After surgery Shia was arrested for misdemeanor DUI, i guess its a misdemeanor if you only hurt yourself.

The Shia Labeouf movie Transformers 2 will suffer without the presence of its star for about amonth according to representatives of the actor.  It’s arguable that all shia labeouf movies suffer more with the presence of the actor.  Seriously, have you seen Transformers?  The nervous puppy thing works for a couple minutes but after awhile I just want to take him back to the pound and get my money back.  And I just don’t see Megan Fox falling for him no matter how emotionally needy she is.  He’s a complete douche.

Anyone who has ever seen Shia Labeou pics could tell you that he is a wimpy looking guy.  He looks like the sort of 22 year old jackass who will go out and have a couple green apple martinis and flip his truck on the way home.  Just another hollywood asshole thinking that the rules don’t apply to him.  Whatever, he got off lucky it was only his hand that got hurt and not his pretty little face.

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